HAPPY PURIM!!!
From the "tznius committee":
Yossi, Charlie "Buttons", and TRS
We wish you all to have an incredibly fun and joyous Purim.
We hope you had a good laugh out of this whole joke.
It's time to turn your pitchforks into plowshares. What shall we call this bloggin Purim prank? Bloggergate? Any ideas?
60 comments:
well i think ill go and have a cup of tea now.
unbelievable. so it wasn't e? TRS wears cuff-links? Charlie wears buttons?!
cuff-links must be the standard attire for a heightsdealer
What part did Charlie have in this??
His two roles were: be in the picture with us, and make balloon animals
lovely. now i have many disappointed fans with pitchforks that shall never be used.
Great pic!
I totally called it (ask BigMoish). :)
Good prank, tho.
Yossi, I'm very surprised you posted a pic...
well, I didn't know anybody was taking a pic of me, or I would've looked into the camera, adjusted my buttons and taken off those big glasses
O.K., O.K......
C - as is apparent, YOU WERE RIGHT!!!
(Again with the caps?)
Thanks for the Purim joke, although in Chasidus it explains, the reason weblogging....
Yossi - you're a better actor then I knew.
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Whose wedding did you crash?
I am very, very angry. Laughing, crying, and feeling thirsty.
Damn you, it is funny.
last night's wedding. TRS wasn't crashing (hence the cufflinks)
Are you guys going to put up the letter by Thomas Allivery?
Well well well, quite entertaining. Very well executed. I personally would have never guessed it was you guys.
Who's idea was it? How did you come up with crazy idea?
Jokes on me
CA: I knew it was you... who else would reference a dump like Brandeis?
e: Thank you.
It was both our ideas. I knew it was going to be a success when you (e) were so taken by the original letter (written by me, of course). Who knows, perhaps the haredim will hire me?
It wasn’t me. My shliach forwarded me the e-mail. Brandeis is big on feminist front. It used to be called “whorehouse on the hill”.
Is this why you guys gave up early?
Really? It wasn't you? Hmm, interesting.
What did your shliach say?
We had the hisgalus right when we wanted to. In fact, this dude's email came an hour later.
My shliach said you are somewhere between mishichistim and elokistim in the amount of chillul hashem you produced.
Yeah, right...
I'm very proud.
I mean, you want to see the times? Trust me, this guy came too late.
It’s a good thing he only sent it to Brandeis and Harvard of the local shluchim. Had he sent it to BU, he would probably join you guys in your effort.
Our big hope was for this to make it to failed messiah or VIN or something, and for some dumb rabbi to agree with it...
You almost succeeded. If only Mr. Allivery knew more local shluchim.
Btw, who write a long angry letter and hides behind a pseudonym? It’s times like these that reveal who has a pair and who doesn’t.
So it must be one of your friends, no?
Your thinking is correct.
Why should it be one of my friends? From the tone of the letter, it’s some liberal whackadoo.
Exactly...
who ate my comment?
Of course TRS wears cufflinks. He's a classy guy! Come on, you all should be impressed by his outfit... He's real good at dressing himself.
I hear sarcasm... A man’s outfit is a testimony to his wife.
If he were to be in fact a "classy guy" he would wear big glasses, overalls, and buttons.... like Yossi.
No sarcasm! I'm serious! I even took a picture of him before he left in his rockstar pose.
I don't know. I mean how can you let him leave without a tie?
He's a classy chossid, not a classy snag.
well TRS,
As someone who was peripherally involved (as e's brother and as someone who is always interested in interesting shtuff), I must say that e. pointed out the fact that the anonymous tznius police man shared the habit of referring to our "Father in heaven" with TRS. He, did not, however, see it as sufficient reason to suspect it was you. Good one!
I showed that to TRS also, but we figured we could save the committee if anyone brought it up, by saying that the committee was just mocking TRS's style...
I don't recall pointing that out.
VERY good job :) I think you gave it away by a 'twas' comment over by cheerio. but until then you had me hooked. tremendous laugh :)
MUSHKIE!!!!! GET OUT OF HERE! your soul is still pure.
MUSHKIE!!!!! GET OUT OF HERE! your soul is still pure.
Am I the only one who thinks this was a straight up breach of halacha and was also really not nice? Bad bayn adam l'chaveiro is not very chassidish...
yes
As in, "Yes, you are the only one who thinks this was a straight up breach of halacha and was also really not nice".
exactly! I didn't realize my comment needed explanation. thank you, trs.
You're very welcome, Yossi.
it's important for co-conspirators to understand each other.
Oh, I couldn't agree more. Only with true cooperation and fraternal love can our goal of complete eradication of female bloggers- whoops, I mean Purim fun, be accomplished.
I wonder why Purim must be the only time to celebrate such fun. Perhaps we should implement a Paschal bloggervelt-changing campaign?
We do need some blogger blood for our matzos...
excellent! I'll have my people call your people, and we'll commence negotiations on who will be to Charlie's right or left in the next picture, and who will be able to wear the cuff links
Pick me! Pick me!
You're not big enough to wear my shirts.
C: You mean for blood, for picturing, or for cufflinks?
unless she was applying to be the blogger blood. one does need a public blog, though
I meant that you, Yossi, are not big enough to wear my shirts.
right, of course.
Of course.
lol you guys crack me up. both nuts. no wonder you work so well together.
I just saw these recent comments, very funny.
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